February 2011
2 posts
2/27/11
I made my dog wear a diaper today. She brazenly pissed on the carpet today. My son and I were watching. So, stern words, doggie diaper. Handled that.
I’m a man.
April 2010
1 post
I bit of a noodle what I made. I call it...
January 2010
3 posts
Slow
Last weekend I took my 11 year old to LACMA. It was a rainy Sunday, perfect for skulking around a museum. I’m fortunate to have a boy that has the demeanor to find this a worthwhile way of spending the afternoon. A break from Lego Indiana Jones on the XBOX 360. It was a New York day.
We stepped inside the massive red elevator that takes you to the Koons and Warhol. We walked amongst the...
June 2009
5 posts
Level with me Glenn, does this relationship stand a chance? You don’t respect my job. So what! Someone has to bind 3 chlorine atoms to sucrose to create sucralose, commonly known to consumers as Splenda. Just because the actual sucrose disappears in the process doesn’t make our claim that “It tastes like sugar cause it’s made from sugar” false advertising and...
This is the beginning of a book I'm writing.
MARGINALLY
by
Todd Stashwick
No one has clocked the exacted moment when your past becomes just a story you share over drinks. When the things, people and events that shaped you into your current form become just a postcard you use to keep your page in your book .
This was becoming increasingly the case for Martin. He apparently nodded off at the train station of his former self and awoke...
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May 2009
1 post
