Level with me Glenn, does this relationship stand a chance? You don’t respect my job. So what! Someone has to bind 3 chlorine atoms to sucrose to create sucralose, commonly known to consumers as Splenda. Just because the actual sucrose disappears in the process doesn’t make our claim that “It tastes like sugar cause it’s made from sugar” false advertising and it’s certainly no reason to cancel our trip. My parents were anxious to meet you. Your job is nothing to get all high and mighty about. “Pantry Organizer” is a fine job but you brag about. Incessantly. Last week at Judy and Dave’s Shove Party, I was in the middle of a halfway decent two handed shove with Gina’s cousin and you poke your head in to talk about the best way to shelve cereal is tall to short. That’s just rude. Maybe we just need time away. I’m going on the trip alone. There’s popscilces in the freezer. I love you.
Darlene
